I love you already

joystickhero:

Real relationships.

Sassmaster of the year!

joystickhero:

Real relationships.

Sassmaster of the year!

alex-of-macedonia:

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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(Source: meladoodle, via carrot0nesie)

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

(via carpe-noctem-bitch)

“And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go.”
— She was always holding my hand (via everythingyoulovetoohate)

(via cirque-du-reves)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via pheofix)

shareoin:

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Babe I miss you and I love you. I hate to know that you’re feeling this way. There’s no blackness in your soul or heart, just a beautiful rainbow of creative light. Honestly you are the most poetic person I know, and also one of the most thoughtful. I hope you know that I am always here for you, I’m just a phone call away and I will do anything to help you.

darklittlefaun:

I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.

(via deanandcastielaremyotp)

thisismycleverhandle:

#coffeeface #handsome

Looks tasty!

thisismycleverhandle:

#coffeeface #handsome

Looks tasty!

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

(Source: gatissed, via fatbeyonce)

justbriann:

It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol

(via youtubepotterkid)

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via whatshername321)