I love you already

best-of-funny:

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

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(Source: bracha-ncc1701)

khan-locked:

irenecladler:

irenecladler:

To everyone who doesn’t think British stereotypes are accurate,

This week in Science class we are doing an investigation on tea. We have to compare three different teabag types - square, circular and triangle shaped - to see which one makes the strongest tea.

Now that’s what I call

Update: Apparently triangle shaped teabags make the strongest tea.

is that…is that Bagelsugar Crumpetmuffin?

(via mewzer415)

-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

(via dailyharts)

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

(via too-alarming)

dorkstrider:

do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”

(via but-instead-adventure-found-me)

best-of-funny:

nuditea:

if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing

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sandramustaine:

When a child is raped, we obviously don’t ask, “Well, what was the child wearing?” Similarly, when a grown women is raped, we should not ask what she was wearing. It is completely irrelevant. Rape is rape, regardless of age or attire.

(via but-instead-adventure-found-me)

fuckyeahlaughters:

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via kadtryingtocomeout)

pookie02:

I don’t care what gender or sexual orientation you are, I just hope we can appreciate a fine booty together when one presents itself.

(via but-instead-adventure-found-me)

best-of-funny:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

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